Police report WAS filed
Date of occurrence: 06/16/2014
Approx time: 01:00 AM
Nearby street intersections: Bruck and Columbus
Someone entered the mobile landfill I call a car and proceeded to dump everything, from glove box to gym bag to beekeeping box. The idiots missed the $6.00 in change in the ashtray. There was nothing else worth taking, but they sure made a mess.